I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
God, I missed his penis.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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