My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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