im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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