Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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