I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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