But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
