Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Every guy who read this just clutched their crotch.
You can break a dick. Its the most painful fucking experience a guy can have. Rupturing your penis? Fuck that, I quit.
Yes u can and yes it is
hopefully you ended up gettin mad fucked up nd falling on some good unbroken keck - www.iwassofuckedup.com
I have issues, I just imagined someone falling onto and being impaled by a dick like Schwarzenegger at the end of "end of days"
Did you play mortal combat growing up?
Way to go on mapping out the night's plan!