Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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