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  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:45pm

    Maybe she is actually one of the few girls left that has morals. But don't worry there's pletty of sluts out there ripe for the picking.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:19pm

    Or maybe u just have no game...way to suck

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:49am

    Ouch..that's an uneventful night

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:05am

    You're still a virgin because you call it the "humpty hump." Next time say you want to "plow" her.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:14am

    In a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear...

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:16pm

    I'd say you have needs she's not able to fill, therefore there's no sense in wasting your time with her, she can share a bed with someone else and you can find someone to fill your needs to share your bed with you.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:32am

    that's when you roll over, and pretend to cuddle, while masturbating as quietly as possible.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:21am

    You asked her to do 'the humpty hump'? Maybe that's why she remained fully clothed.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:39pm

    A guy did this to me and took me to another state to do it.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 20, 10 at 7:59am

    All these people talking about how this girl has "morals" are retarded. She won't do anything sexual but she will sleep in the bed of some dude she dosen't care enough for to want to do anything with, or will invite same underdesired person to sleep in her bed= looser not moral.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:31pm

    1998 called and it wants its humpty hump reference back

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:38pm

    I slept with her too....it was terrible....

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:29am

    maybe if you were better in bed you wouldnt have an issue

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:02am

    I have a feeling that was me...

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:10pm

    My dad gave me advice for that situation... "Son, lay in the middle of the bed and jack off to show her you don't need her."

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:11am

    Ever heard of the friend zone? I think you just found it.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:56am

    Get your game up, pussy!

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:31am

    she might be playing hard to get, or be on the rag.....or it may be because you use the phrase "humpty hump"

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:31am

    it's nice to know that SOME women from across the pond still have some morals, decency and self respect. but 11:45 is right, there are millions of sluts out there ready to sleep with any loser that crosses their path. step outside and throw a rock, i'm sure you'll hit gold.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:27am

    Me too 852...I don't get it

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:59pm

    good for her! she's not a whore!

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:28pm

    11:32 dude that's fucking hilarious!! You win!!

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:14am

    Maybe if you weren't wearing the Humpty costume at the time you'd have at least gotten a hand job.

  • 27 40
    Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Mar 11, 12 at 3:50pm

    Maybe her idea would change if you stopped calling it the humpty hump....just a thought.

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:24am

    Could be because you say things like "humpty hump".

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:22pm

    "Humpty Hump"? You don't deserve to get laid.

  • 45 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:52am

    I have submitted texts 10x funnier than this and never get posted wtf?

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:29pm

    Humpty hump was a song in the 90's grow up stupid little middle schoolers that don't know shit and are too young to have sex anyways