My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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You're still a virgin because you call it the "humpty hump." Next time say you want to "plow" her.
Ouch..that's an uneventful night
In a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear...
I have a feeling that was me...
Ever heard of the friend zone? I think you just found it.
A guy did this to me and took me to another state to do it.
1998 called and it wants its humpty hump reference back
You asked her to do 'the humpty hump'? Maybe that's why she remained fully clothed.
that's when you roll over, and pretend to cuddle, while masturbating as quietly as possible.
good for her! she's not a whore!
Or maybe u just have no game...way to suck
maybe if you were better in bed you wouldnt have an issue
All these people talking about how this girl has "morals" are retarded. She won't do anything sexual but she will sleep in the bed of some dude she dosen't care enough for to want to do anything with, or will invite same underdesired person to sleep in her bed= looser not moral.
Could be because you say things like "humpty hump".
Maybe she is actually one of the few girls left that has morals. But don't worry there's pletty of sluts out there ripe for the picking.
I slept with her too....it was terrible....
she might be playing hard to get, or be on the rag.....or it may be because you use the phrase "humpty hump"
I'd say you have needs she's not able to fill, therefore there's no sense in wasting your time with her, she can share a bed with someone else and you can find someone to fill your needs to share your bed with you.
Maybe her idea would change if you stopped calling it the humpty hump....just a thought.
My dad gave me advice for that situation... "Son, lay in the middle of the bed and jack off to show her you don't need her."
11:32 dude that's fucking hilarious!! You win!!
"Humpty Hump"? You don't deserve to get laid.
Me too 852...I don't get it
Get your game up, pussy!
Maybe if you weren't wearing the Humpty costume at the time you'd have at least gotten a hand job.
it's nice to know that SOME women from across the pond still have some morals, decency and self respect. but 11:45 is right, there are millions of sluts out there ready to sleep with any loser that crosses their path. step outside and throw a rock, i'm sure you'll hit gold.
I have submitted texts 10x funnier than this and never get posted wtf?
Humpty hump was a song in the 90's grow up stupid little middle schoolers that don't know shit and are too young to have sex anyways