btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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