Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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