awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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