Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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