Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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