We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I wish there were birth control emojis
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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