Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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