so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Terrible idea I love it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Randomize
