For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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