Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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