I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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