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  • http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/vomiting-blood/MY00571/DSECTION=causes

    Submitted by braman on Nov 9, 10 at 3:23am
  • Número dos. That's 2 I'm Spanish biatches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:13am
  • Haha no one gets it but it means that he drank to much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:20am
  • Well, aren't we all just a fuckin group of med students.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:33am
  • Cause your liver coughs? Retard. Good job public schools for producing another retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:54pm
  • so what if the OP said liver instead of stomach or lungs, the general idea is still funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:15pm
  • 11:33 yes: with ego problems symptomatic of small penises and mediocre IQs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Unless you're 45 don't sweat it. You still have a lot of room to play with. My liver and I have been mortal enemies since I was 16.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:56pm
  • If you coughed up blood it be from your lungs dumb fuck. I cough up blood. Hello lung cancer. Yeah you'd be throwing up blood if it was from your liver. Trust meee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Actually, I am a med student, and liver damage can cause a backup of blood. When it cannot get through the liver, the blood backs up into anastomoses with systemic veins, one system of which are the esophageal veins. Those veins then get too much blood in them and form esophageal varices -- if those rupture, the person vomits blood. It is a classic sign of liver damage. \nLook it up.

    Submitted by braman on Nov 9, 10 at 3:20am
  • 10:13 but *I* am the original nùmero UNO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:32am
  • Hello darkness my old friend..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:29am
  • lung cancer doesnt make you cough blood. tb does. i would know ):

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:41pm
  • More like an ulcer or some badass lung problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:15am
  • I have lung cancer and i cough up blood. :( maybe it's cause I'm so young. 17 :( fml. Don't abuse your body people :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:09am
  • idk why but who ever wrote this I want to punch in the face for such a cheesy phrase.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:30pm
  • Yeah I'm pretty sure you're not gonna cough up blood from your liver. You probably have an ulcer, in you stomach. Which can be caused by exsessive drinking, however, the blood isn't from your liver, idiot!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:19am
  • Does your bunghole hurt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:39am
  • shit's still funny, even if its medically incorrect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:31am
  • Esophogeal (sp) tear? Happens when you drink too much and smoke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:44pm
  • And you don't even throw up blood if it's your liver. You turn yellow. It's an ulcer from drinking too much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:16pm
  • and liver damage causes blood to get in your throat how??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:31am
  • 11:33 good call!! My seniments exactly!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Liver failure wouldn't make you caugh blood. You would turn yellow with jaundice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:01am
  • That was in reply to the post down from mine :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:11am