I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
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this is christmas, beer is beer!
Dr. Seuss speaks the truth.
4:30, who can't seem to recall that July has been record cold in most of the North America?
3:29-Pull the stick out of you ass.
This is a terrible night. You have left two beers in your slippers. These beers are not cold. These beers are probably old. You must be underaged, or you must be minimum wage. Either way, you are excited about something that doesn't reflect very well on your life. Drink local fresh brewed beer and enjoy life.
Who the hell would vote bad night for this?
love how everyone thinks because theyre going to be a freshman in college next year theyre badass and pull the 'lol highschool!'
Well, a pair of slippers is pretty local. Just saying, is all.
Fuck me with a nice vagina.
life does NOT ryme with life - it's the same frick'n word
What the hell are ya doin wearin slippers in freakin July???
hey Dr. Seuss...life rhymes with life, wow, genious!
ha my friends mom was going through his closet one time and picked up a pair of timberland boots and there was a beer stuck in each boot along with a dime bag. it was hilarious
Lol highschoolers. Get someone to buy you some vodka, kids.
Lietzow,is this you?
3:29 - I didn't know Dr. Seuss read TFLN
3:25. Read it again. It said _cans_ of beer. We need very large slippers and kegs, or very long slippers and bottles before this is a "Good Night."
Anyone inspired to listen to Sufjan? Hm?
I found a bud in my boots once. It was also xmas morning when I was 5 all over again.
Those aren't your feet.