R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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