I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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You coming home soon, man?
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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