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  • That's cool, but I wouldn't gamble and lose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:10am
  • Wtf? Clean up what? OP follow up please!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Sounds like a shitty resume!!! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:12pm
  • What the hell is up with kids these days and their shart self-ambushing??? Far too many of you have fucking retarded rectums. It's previously unheard of. Maybe I just run in smart-ass crowds, I don't know. It's bizarre and sad, but seems like a normal part of your sad lives. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:18am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Lol at 2:09 This text sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:08am
  • Since Jeff's retarded fetus-brain won't be able to understand this one, here's the explanation: He "gambled" on whether his impending flatulence was going to be a fart or a shart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Ooopsy daisy! I meant bowel! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:13pm
  • 2:07 is correct. -Jeff (the real one)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:10pm
  • That's probably all that your resume is good for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Oh I get it, he did something stupid and had to clean up for it. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because he thought he only needed to fart but accidentally had a bowl movement in his underwear! So he used his resume to clean up! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:13pm
  • Or we all can share first lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because funeral homes are where dead people are, and dead people are the kind of people I like to have sex with! (also men!) -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:02pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:21pm
  • not sure I follow this one..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Dont think he OP needed to throw in the funeral part. Just made it even more confusing, and its probably all bullshit anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:23pm
  • You are all idiots... Shit himself instead of farted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Major props to you 2:09!!! WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:30pm