I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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That's cool, but I wouldn't gamble and lose.
Wtf? Clean up what? OP follow up please!
Sounds like a shitty resume!!!
What the hell is up with kids these days and their shart self-ambushing??? Far too many of you have fucking retarded rectums. It's previously unheard of. Maybe I just run in smart-ass crowds, I don't know. It's bizarre and sad, but seems like a normal part of your sad lives. ;)
Lol at 2:09
This text sucks
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Since Jeff's retarded fetus-brain won't be able to understand this one, here's the explanation: He "gambled" on whether his impending flatulence was going to be a fart or a shart.
Ooopsy daisy! I meant bowel!
2:07 is correct.
-Jeff (the real one)
Oh I get it, he did something stupid and had to clean up for it.
That's probably all that your resume is good for.
Oh I get it! It's funny because he thought he only needed to fart but accidentally had a bowl movement in his underwear! So he used his resume to clean up!
Or we all can share first lol
Oh I get it! It's funny because funeral homes are where dead people are, and dead people are the kind of people I like to have sex with! (also men!)
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
not sure I follow this one..
Dont think he OP needed to throw in the funeral part. Just made it even more confusing, and its probably all bullshit anyway
You are all idiots... Shit himself instead of farted
Major props to you 2:09!!! WIN!