i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Randomize