Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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