yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean!
I'd say length isn't as important as girth...not that you have to have a huge hog or anything, but if it feels like a pencil wrapped in pizza dough, it's just not going to work out.
The question is, was it pleasing? Ewww totally not
Did you ever think that just maybe they arent talking about a penis? This could really reference a bunch of shit
But, I have a great personality.
Size doesn't matter to me but if it's too small to get in me that might be an issue.
Nice 6:03. Size always matter, they either want them big or enormous and you have to be able to satisfy as well. The only thing that changes that is if their vag is too short but then they just want it thick.
Or 3. get over it, stop dating shallow bitches, and move on with your life.
It's not the size of the ship, it's what you write with it. Or something.
Or maybe you're just a nerd.
1. plastic surgery to enlarge it from an acorn to ...well something resembling a penis.
If you don't have it between your hips... You better have it between your lips.
Obviously size matters if it looks like a fucking acorn.
I saw one that small once. Turned out when he was flacid it was really tiny (like an acorn, actually). When he got hard, though, he went up by about 5 inches. Very odd. Then again, so was he, as it turned out.
This is a quote from a song "my dick" my mickey avalon!
2:09 I wish I could give you more than one "thumbs up" vote.
is 18cm too small? i dont know what girls think..
"pencil wrapped in pizza dough"--->love it. lol.
im with 603, size doesnt really matter
Size always matters. Too tiny is not good and neither is too big. - Goldilocks
Ouch. By the way, does size actually matter that much?
This is obviously a reference to the 90's Dilbert TV show, where they spend a while episode dwelling on a man's nickname of "Acorn" because he was in cold water for hours, therefore having a shrunken penis.
what kind of stupid fucking analogy is that?