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  • 56 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:46pm

    I'd say length isn't as important as girth...not that you have to have a huge hog or anything, but if it feels like a pencil wrapped in pizza dough, it's just not going to work out.

  • 48 21
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 5:52pm

    The question is, was it pleasing? Ewww totally not

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:09pm

    Did you ever think that just maybe they arent talking about a penis? This could really reference a bunch of shit

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:28pm

    Size doesn't matter to me but if it's too small to get in me that might be an issue.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:01pm

    Obviously size matters if it looks like a fucking acorn. Poor guy.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:58pm

    But, I have a great personality.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:43pm

    Or 3. get over it, stop dating shallow bitches, and move on with your life.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:24pm

    Or maybe you're just a nerd.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:23pm

    This is a quote from a song "my dick" my mickey avalon!

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:40pm

    Size always matters. Too tiny is not good and neither is too big. - Goldilocks

  • 38 32
    Submitted by ratlife6040 on May 22, 10 at 1:02am

    If you don't have it between your hips... You better have it between your lips.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:38am

    Nice 6:03. Size always matter, they either want them big or enormous and you have to be able to satisfy as well. The only thing that changes that is if their vag is too short but then they just want it thick.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:09pm

    Two choices: 1. plastic surgery to enlarge it from an acorn to ...well something resembling a penis. 2. suicide

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:48pm

    2:09 I wish I could give you more than one "thumbs up" vote.

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:04pm

    "pencil wrapped in pizza dough"--->love it. lol.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:33pm

    I saw one that small once. Turned out when he was flacid it was really tiny (like an acorn, actually). When he got hard, though, he went up by about 5 inches. Very odd. Then again, so was he, as it turned out.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:05pm

    It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean!

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:58pm

    im with 603, size doesnt really matter

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:03pm

    It's not the size of the ship, it's what you write with it. Or something.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:30pm

    what kind of stupid fucking analogy is that?

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:09am

    is 18cm too small? i dont know what girls think..

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:13pm

    This is obviously a reference to the 90's Dilbert TV show, where they spend a while episode dwelling on a man's nickname of "Acorn" because he was in cold water for hours, therefore having a shrunken penis.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:21pm

    Ouch. By the way, does size actually matter that much?