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  • It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Or 3. get over it, stop dating shallow bitches, and move on with your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:43pm
  • The question is, was it pleasing? Ewww totally not

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 5:52pm
  • I'd say length isn't as important as girth...not that you have to have a huge hog or anything, but if it feels like a pencil wrapped in pizza dough, it's just not going to work out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Did you ever think that just maybe they arent talking about a penis? This could really reference a bunch of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Obviously size matters if it looks like a fucking acorn. Poor guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:01pm
  • Nice 6:03. Size always matter, they either want them big or enormous and you have to be able to satisfy as well. The only thing that changes that is if their vag is too short but then they just want it thick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:38am
  • Two choices: 1. plastic surgery to enlarge it from an acorn to ...well something resembling a penis. 2. suicide

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Size doesn't matter to me but if it's too small to get in me that might be an issue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:28pm
  • If you don't have it between your hips... You better have it between your lips.

    Submitted by ratlife6040 on May 22, 10 at 1:02am
  • But, I have a great personality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:58pm
  • It's not the size of the ship, it's what you write with it. Or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Or maybe you're just a nerd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:24pm
  • 2:09 I wish I could give you more than one "thumbs up" vote.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:48pm
  • "pencil wrapped in pizza dough"--->love it. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:04pm
  • I saw one that small once. Turned out when he was flacid it was really tiny (like an acorn, actually). When he got hard, though, he went up by about 5 inches. Very odd. Then again, so was he, as it turned out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:33pm
  • This is a quote from a song "my dick" my mickey avalon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:23pm
  • im with 603, size doesnt really matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:58pm
  • is 18cm too small? i dont know what girls think..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:09am
  • Size always matters. Too tiny is not good and neither is too big. - Goldilocks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Ouch. By the way, does size actually matter that much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:21pm
  • This is obviously a reference to the 90's Dilbert TV show, where they spend a while episode dwelling on a man's nickname of "Acorn" because he was in cold water for hours, therefore having a shrunken penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:13pm
  • what kind of stupid fucking analogy is that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:30pm