Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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