Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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