You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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