You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 87 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 6:47pm

    A fucking awesome name, there is nothing to get. I'm high, and I wish my name was Juanita. Just say it with me -- hwan-knee-ta. Oh yeah.

  • 70 45
    Submitted by velociraptor on May 28, 10 at 1:22pm

    I'm so sick of people getting so stupid about children. When does this intense protection of life no longer matter? If you don't care about homeless people for example then shut up about children god damnnit they are NOT that special, just delicate and stupid like all babies and the elderly. \n\nOh and that name fucking rocks.

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:48pm

    7:25 whoa chill out. Best to do drugs as a youth than as an adult full of responsibilities and shit

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:14pm

    I do get high, and I don't understand?

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:07pm

    Hooray, Showmars? Like, the restaurant? I don't get it either.

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:43pm

    half Horatio Caine (CSI: Miami), half Veronica Mars maybe?

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:09pm

    Explination to those of us who don't do drugs?

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:25pm

    its funny bc its true. he would understand then and only then

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:29pm

    okay...so for all of you FREAKING OUT about a child getting high...i'm sure the OP meant when they were in their teenage years...and i'm sure the OP isn't going to be giving the weed to the child...kids experiment, and when this kid does he'll realize what a kick ass name horatio mars would be. just sayin...chill the fuck out. :D

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:38am

    8:36 - Children aren't innocent, they're totally asking for it.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:56pm

    Yea he'll still hate u because I don't get it and I'm blown too.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:54pm

    Nothin' wrong with a little...or a lot...of weed : )

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:26pm

    im sorry, i smoke but dont really understand... i understand that it would probably be hilarious WHILE you're high... but for now, its lost on me :/

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:58pm

    Hahaha oh man, 408. Representing the Bay Area, one drug induced act at a time.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:51am

    9:05- Amen! Those that haven't tried it sure have a lot of to talk about it! Research the history of why it is illegal in the first place.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:37pm

    7:25, what's worse for society a pothead or a hypocrit?

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:54pm

    bay areeeaaaaa yeeeee

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:44pm

    I don't get this shit and I am baked now.

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:39pm

    i <3 pot and you mr 10:37 i <3 you too

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:27pm

    EXPLAINNNN PLEASSSSSSSSSSSE

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:45pm

    I hope he punches you in the face for making a fucking clown out of him

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:30am

    Yesss legitt I totally get it.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:03am

    To all of you who take this so literally, I'd reccommend you stay away from this website cosidering it's too "vulgar" for those of you. I say legalize it.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:05pm

    I agree 100% with 12:29. People who hate on weed only hate because they've never tried it and they're scared. Weed is beautiful. Weed is natural. Weed calms and creates true friends out of strangers. Try it before you hate it.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:51pm

    nothing says "good parent" like a parent with some drugs. :D

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:36pm

    7:48...you are only encouraging this idiot. If some goober in college wants to be a burn out, then that's fine. Just don't involve an innocent child in the drugs.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:40pm

    I don't get it and i'm going crazy. Someone explain pleasies

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:39pm

    Pretty fuckin funny if you ask me

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 6:30pm

    basically, it's just a cool name - but you can only appreciate the genius of it when high.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:25pm

    You should get sterilized RIGHT NOW, before you can create more drug degenerates like yourself. To think some jerk-off is actually WANTING their children to get high...but then again with a parent like you, they will probably find your stash by the age of 5.

  • 16 23
    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Apr 16, 12 at 11:55pm

    Ha! Im high so it make sense