Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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A fucking awesome name, there is nothing to get. I'm high, and I wish my name was Juanita. Just say it with me -- hwan-knee-ta. Oh yeah.
I'm so sick of people getting so stupid about children. When does this intense protection of life no longer matter? If you don't care about homeless people for example then shut up about children god damnnit they are NOT that special, just delicate and stupid like all babies and the elderly. \n\nOh and that name fucking rocks.
half Horatio Caine (CSI: Miami), half Veronica Mars maybe?
7:25 whoa chill out. Best to do drugs as a youth than as an adult full of responsibilities and shit
Hooray, Showmars? Like, the restaurant? I don't get it either.
I do get high, and I don't understand?
Nothin' wrong with a little...or a lot...of weed : )
im sorry, i smoke but dont really understand... i understand that it would probably be hilarious WHILE you're high... but for now, its lost on me :/
Yea he'll still hate u because I don't get it and I'm blown too.
okay...so for all of you FREAKING OUT about a child getting high...i'm sure the OP meant when they were in their teenage years...and i'm sure the OP isn't going to be giving the weed to the child...kids experiment, and when this kid does he'll realize what a kick ass name horatio mars would be. just sayin...chill the fuck out. :D
i <3 pot
and you mr 10:37 i <3 you too
Explination to those of us who don't do drugs?
8:36 - Children aren't innocent, they're totally asking for it.
9:05- Amen! Those that haven't tried it sure have a lot of to talk about it! Research the history of why it is illegal in the first place.
I don't get this shit and I am baked now.
its funny bc its true. he would understand then and only then
Hahaha oh man, 408.
Representing the Bay Area, one drug induced act at a time.
To all of you who take this so literally, I'd reccommend you stay away from this website cosidering it's too "vulgar" for those of you. I say legalize it.
Ha! Im high so it make sense
Pretty fuckin funny if you ask me
Yesss legitt I totally get it.
7:48...you are only encouraging this idiot. If some goober in college wants to be a burn out, then that's fine. Just don't involve an innocent child in the drugs.
I hope he punches you in the face for making a fucking clown out of him
7:25, what's worse for society a pothead or a hypocrit?
bay areeeaaaaa yeeeee
I don't get it and i'm going crazy. Someone explain pleasies
nothing says "good parent" like a parent with some drugs. :D
I agree 100% with 12:29. People who hate on weed only hate because they've never tried it and they're scared. Weed is beautiful. Weed is natural. Weed calms and creates true friends out of strangers. Try it before you hate it.
basically, it's just a cool name - but you can only appreciate the genius of it when high.
You should get sterilized RIGHT NOW, before you can create more drug degenerates like yourself. To think some jerk-off is actually WANTING their children to get high...but then again with a parent like you, they will probably find your stash by the age of 5.