I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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Kim k and Hillary would scare me off too
A bitch with a big ass and scales for skin?
Jesus, he must be blue-balled to the point of desperation. The part about the dragon is the only bit that *wouldn't* scare me off...
Let me guess - you're hot.
Wouldn't Kim and Hilary cancel each other out?
You're curvy, like 60 years old, and smoke like a chimney?