Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You ate ashes out of my bong
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Randomize
