Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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