I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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If she is worth that much trouble, why is she still a booty call?
Gonna need a lot more credit than that bro. I suggest you invest in a coupon book.
You'll need more than that when you get one pregnant.
What's in your meat wallet?
In Soviet Russia, booty calls finance you
Ok then I need a car, burnt orange 7 passenger prius, and 35k for a new pool, deck and landscaping. You got that covered? Good, because I'm never coming back. Hey Stalin try something different, oh wait you don't know how.
Just become an airline pilot.....free flights and jumpseat privileges. Or a flight attendant....if you're into dudes.
Better get a web cam to confirm you actually want to see her. You might get a him or a woman who needs two seats...
Just think of it as a form of charity. Can't feel bad about charity.
Good god man, you could buy four hookers for that price!
No girl is worth fly in booty. Always a local slut that fucks better.