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  • Submitted by genome254 on Nov 9, 11 at 12:12pm

    If she is worth that much trouble, why is she still a booty call?

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    Submitted by AgnoParxi on Nov 9, 11 at 11:59am

    Gonna need a lot more credit than that bro. I suggest you invest in a coupon book.

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 9, 11 at 1:12pm

    You'll need more than that when you get one pregnant.

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    Submitted by In_Soviet_Russia on Nov 9, 11 at 11:13pm

    In Soviet Russia, booty calls finance you

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 10, 11 at 12:27am

      Ok then I need a car, burnt orange 7 passenger prius, and 35k for a new pool, deck and landscaping. You got that covered? Good, because I'm never coming back. Hey Stalin try something different, oh wait you don't know how.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 9, 11 at 1:05pm

    What's in your meat wallet?

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    Submitted by GTipilot on Nov 9, 11 at 2:48pm

    Just become an airline flights and jumpseat privileges. Or a flight attendant....if you're into dudes.

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 10, 11 at 12:19am

    Better get a web cam to confirm you actually want to see her. You might get a him or a woman who needs two seats...

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    Submitted by pittgal228 on Nov 9, 11 at 11:54am

    Just think of it as a form of charity. Can't feel bad about charity.

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    Submitted by tlovell on Nov 10, 11 at 2:28am

    Good god man, you could buy four hookers for that price!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 9, 11 at 4:29pm

    No girl is worth fly in booty. Always a local slut that fucks better.