bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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