trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Settle for a C cup.
No one will volunteer to be a dd on this day. Stumble home.
Try using a taxi. Fucking idiot
You'll put out either way honey...
Yaay for dd's!!
Sounds like my most of my dates.
Or you could put out and then puke and pass out
just follow the magic rainbow!
If your into girls ill do it, but I got to worn you if your cute I'm aggressive....
i dont know if you guys are tryna be funny puttin up c cup and such but... youre retarded if not haha anyways... good call OP i dont remember last st. pats day.
Who ever said settle for a c cup is a retard
Win win, she consented before getting drunk. Unconscious sex for the win!
passed-out chicks put out too ;)
Where do you live?!
This has to be Ames...
This is literally the story of my life.
You stupid slut--I love you, baby, cause you were BORN this way
Probably more like 20-80