trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Settle for a C cup.
No one will volunteer to be a dd on this day. Stumble home.
Try using a taxi. Fucking idiot
You'll put out either way honey...
Yaay for dd's!!
Or you could put out and then puke and pass out
Sounds like my most of my dates.
If your into girls ill do it, but I got to worn you if your cute I'm aggressive....
just follow the magic rainbow!
i dont know if you guys are tryna be funny puttin up c cup and such but... youre retarded if not haha anyways... good call OP i dont remember last st. pats day.
Who ever said settle for a c cup is a retard
Win win, she consented before getting drunk. Unconscious sex for the win!
This has to be Ames...
passed-out chicks put out too ;)
This is literally the story of my life.
Where do you live?!
You stupid slut--I love you, baby, cause you were BORN this way
Probably more like 20-80