My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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