In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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He didn't care
You're stupid, and I hope he came in your eyes for your awful grammar.
I doubt she spelled it out instead of just speaking the words
With a dick in her mouth, she could have been signing. You can still be grammatically incorrect in that case!
Nothing like a hummer
Honey, he can teach you more than those bird-chests you grew up with.
It's not your drinking you need to control, it's your geriatrophile tendencies.
The award for the biggest word used correctly goes to *drum roll* you!\nCongratulations(:
actually, it's "gerontophile".
He didn't care.
I hope he gave him/her a Salty Pirate !
I bet his dick tasted like death?
...and saltier than the Great Depression.