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  • 66 34
    Submitted by taterslc on May 19, 13 at 3:37pm

    He didn't care

  • 57 43
    Submitted by joshua_valentine on May 19, 13 at 2:44pm

    You're stupid, and I hope he came in your eyes for your awful grammar.

    • 30 34
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on May 19, 13 at 9:32pm

      I doubt she spelled it out instead of just speaking the words

      • 21 29
        Submitted by joshua_valentine on May 20, 13 at 4:22am

        With a dick in her mouth, she could have been signing. You can still be grammatically incorrect in that case!

        • 25 25
          Submitted by Pronfairy on May 21, 13 at 12:07am

          Nothing like a hummer

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Hummmph on May 19, 13 at 8:14pm

    It's not your drinking you need to control, it's your geriatrophile tendencies.

    • 23 38
      Submitted by CoraRainebow on May 19, 13 at 8:43pm

      The award for the biggest word used correctly goes to *drum roll* you!\nCongratulations(:

      • 21 32
        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 20, 13 at 1:01am

        actually, it's "gerontophile".

  • 38 36
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 19, 13 at 5:13pm

    Honey, he can teach you more than those bird-chests you grew up with.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Dsapeer on May 19, 13 at 4:52pm

    He didn't care.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by sumtimes on May 19, 13 at 4:07pm

    I hope he gave him/her a Salty Pirate !

  • 26 46
    Submitted by ck24 on May 19, 13 at 4:07pm

    I bet his dick tasted like death?

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on May 19, 13 at 8:16pm

    ...and saltier than the Great Depression.