woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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Cool story bro. Not
Gee how original...I woke up (insert akward situation)....something (insert random item) is in my fridge/toilet/sink/tub....like I haven't seen 1256 "texts" just like this before, way to go captain originality.
No you didn't. Glad TFLN can tell the difference between fake ass shit like this and actual funny stuff that happens
You forgot the College reference.....Homo....
Lame made up texts
Stop trying to be like the hangover. Not funny losaaa!
this sounds very familiar...
Well this couldn't sound any more fake.
non sequitur is Latin, means does not follow. English usage means random shit, I believe
Spelling the word correctly might help y'all.
To all of the people saying that this is fake and lame, please locate the nearest dictionary and educate yourselves on the definition of "non sequitur" so you can stop calling bullshit on something because you don't want to look ignorant for not understanding this text.
Just because they threw in "non sequitur" doesn't make the text not fake...retard. So fake.
if you use your brain cells at all for anything other than breathing, eating, etc...you would find the humor in this.
And your name is Jon and u have an orange cat.
Too bad I did go look up sequitur, ands it's not even a word. WTF??
Lol that's awesome doesn't sound fake to me, sounds like you had a damn good night!!! Lmao
2:55-- go go Garfield?
I agree. Dumbass.
Non sequitor is also used it debate...
Goddamn, all of you faketards can go straight to FML.