I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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