i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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Which moderator put this turd through?
i've posted stuff all the time and not one has ever gotten through, i'm talking about a wide range of topics as well some funny, some not funny. i had a feeling
how the fuck do these bush league texts make the site, i submit gems and get denied and rice pilaf hugs gets the green light????
Who ever sent this text I would punch in the face
Your welcome. . .
I doubt these are even really submitted. Mods just post stuff they find funny. Has anyone submitted a text that has gotten in?
Are you fucking kidding me? This got on here? Not even the least bit amusing.
I DO TOO
Glad I'm not the only one. I've posted quite a few things that have been funnier than alot of the crap on here, and NOTHING has been published. I actually thought i was doing it wrong at first.
1:46 needs to chill out. I mean, seriously, who shat in your cornflakes?
I've had mine posted, but I don't submit every text I get and wonder why the mod's don't post them all... I know they have to sort through all the bullshit nonsense from 15 year old who are convinced they are hilarious and everyone above me who admits they send in texts that aren't funny. Do you really have nothing better to do? Try masturbation.
i actually said the same thing yesterday, and my area code is 860. i wonder if i am friends with this person
11:25, you speak the truth.
1:47 NOBODY I know has ever gotten through. I don't have many friends that know of this site, but the ones that do have had some pretty damn good ones. And then we read about fucking rice pilaf?
omg i'm FIENDING rice pilaf right now. ultimate high food!!!!!! omg i'm legit about to buy some at 2 am...i'm gunna hit up a gas station and search for rice pilaf. then i will give the inventor a hug
10:06, I thought the same thing. None of my friends' posts or mine have ever been published. We all thought we were doing it wrong because some of them were genuinely funny, but never made it.
eating it as i write this. amazing
you should really post this to the "no one really gives a shit website"
I submitted something with wit that didn't have to do with sex - denied! I thought the deal would surely close having to do with a bowel movement albeit not the punchline.
a hug? how bout a blowjob?
I agree. Boring! I have posted some hysterical ones that don't get thru, and this oes, c'mon now.
1. i love pilaf
2. yes I have gotten a txt submitted before.
this sucks. i sent one in and it got through. but out of all the hilarious texts I get, the one they posted wasn't even the best one. =/
french... the french did... actually they did invent everything that is good to eat / sexually fun to do.......
and im not saying that cause im french... or am i...