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  • 60 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:15am

    i've posted stuff all the time and not one has ever gotten through, i'm talking about a wide range of topics as well some funny, some not funny. i had a feeling

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:25pm

    Are you fucking kidding me? This got on here? Not even the least bit amusing.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by MichaelM on Jul 16, 10 at 1:54am

    Your welcome. . .

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:08pm

    a hug? how bout a blowjob?

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:51pm

    11:25, you speak the truth.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:04pm

    i actually said the same thing yesterday, and my area code is 860. i wonder if i am friends with this person

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:12am

    I DO TOO WOW TWINSIES

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:15am

    Which moderator put this turd through?

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:59am

    eating it as i write this. amazing

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:09am

    Who ever sent this text I would punch in the face

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:57pm

    how the fuck do these bush league texts make the site, i submit gems and get denied and rice pilaf hugs gets the green light????

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:46pm

    I've had mine posted, but I don't submit every text I get and wonder why the mod's don't post them all... I know they have to sort through all the bullshit nonsense from 15 year old who are convinced they are hilarious and everyone above me who admits they send in texts that aren't funny. Do you really have nothing better to do? Try masturbation.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:06am

    Glad I'm not the only one. I've posted quite a few things that have been funnier than alot of the crap on here, and NOTHING has been published. I actually thought i was doing it wrong at first.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:47am

    I doubt these are even really submitted. Mods just post stuff they find funny. Has anyone submitted a text that has gotten in?

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:30pm

    1:46 needs to chill out. I mean, seriously, who shat in your cornflakes?

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:48am

    omg i'm FIENDING rice pilaf right now. ultimate high food!!!!!! omg i'm legit about to buy some at 2 am...i'm gunna hit up a gas station and search for rice pilaf. then i will give the inventor a hug

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:44am

    10:06, I thought the same thing. None of my friends' posts or mine have ever been published. We all thought we were doing it wrong because some of them were genuinely funny, but never made it.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:48pm

    1. i love pilaf 2. yes I have gotten a txt submitted before.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:15am

    i've posted stuff all the time and not one has ever gotten through, i'm talking about a wide range of topics as well some funny, some not funny. i had a feeling

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:24am

    1:47 NOBODY I know has ever gotten through. I don't have many friends that know of this site, but the ones that do have had some pretty damn good ones. And then we read about fucking rice pilaf?

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:55pm

    you should really post this to the "no one really gives a shit website"

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:06am

    I submitted something with wit that didn't have to do with sex - denied! I thought the deal would surely close having to do with a bowel movement albeit not the punchline.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:37am

    I agree. Boring! I have posted some hysterical ones that don't get thru, and this oes, c'mon now.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:05am

    this sucks. i sent one in and it got through. but out of all the hilarious texts I get, the one they posted wasn't even the best one. =/

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:53am

    french... the french did... actually they did invent everything that is good to eat / sexually fun to do....... and im not saying that cause im french... or am i...