I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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