im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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