Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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