cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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