That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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