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  • be a good citizen and show him. the best kind of learning is hands on!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:05am
  • No, bacon is not good for you. Vaginas are good for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:43am
  • 8:48, sounds like you're a lesbian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:55am
  • I am not a lesbian but I am very health conscious so if eating pussy is essential to a healthy lifestyle then I shall eat 3-5 servings a day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:48am
  • This is why school systems need better sex education classes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:17am
  • verizon to verizon texts can be up to 7 pages of 160 characters. no bs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:56am
  • No gentlemen, we don't pee out of our vag's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:53am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:41am
  • KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:46am
  • You guys calm down. everyone knows girls pee out of their butts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:45pm
  • If his name is brian, LEAVE him. trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:50pm
  • This makes me ashamed to be from Michigan :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:14pm
  • iPhone texts can be as long as you want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:11am
  • CLINT EASTWOOD is a cowboy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Haha omg no way10:04? Fucking douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:05pm
  • I'm pissed my school's sex ed didn't teach us this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:58pm
  • There are from Texas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Dumbass.

    Submitted by ben91295 on Apr 25, 10 at 7:25am
  • 9:11 I've actually run out of space in an iPhone text but ya it was wiiiiiiiicked long!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:04am
  • I'm 12, what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Yeah stop dating children wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:50pm
  • HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S REALLY A DUMBASS BITCHES HE PROBABLY JUST WANTED TO SEE HER VAGINA WHICH HE DID. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SLOWW. ANYWAYS THIS TEXT IS WINN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:37pm
  • because this dude is 13...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Wow, what a dumbass... Didn't he know girls pee out od their ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:17pm
  • let him see first hand how its done! you can teach him well!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:34pm
  • Sounds like a 15 year old wrote this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:00am
  • Dump his arse. He doesn't know what he's doing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:46am
  • Well...I bet he has better grammar than you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:54pm
  • i had a boyfriend in HIGH SCHOOL who asked me if i had to take my tampon out everytime i peed. i don't get how guys don't know that you don't urinate out of your vag!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Guys are so dumb. It seriously depresses me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:50pm
  • dude 5:37, i totally came to the same conclusion and when i went to go look at other people's responses i was actually surprised to see that they were calling the guy a dumbass. i personally think that it was very clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:51pm
  • I've been asked this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Now I feel dumb. I need to check out whats going on down there with my gf next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Haha 9:45 made me lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:25am
  • Wow, no fucking words can describe how stupid it is that this guy didn't kno, 3holes? DUH 3 holes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:21am
  • Really? There is a 3rd hole? I thought girls peed from their vaginas too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:41pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:12am
  • actually most people dont know this. not even my friend did when i brought it up, and she has one of her own. she even tried debating me about it.....idiot. lol :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:51pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:38am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:04am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:52am
  • I had a guy ask me that once. I was like really??

    Submitted by blueEyes87 on Jan 27, 10 at 7:28pm
  • um, run away. and stop dating children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:48pm
  • WTF. He needs an anatomy class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:51am
  • I need to use this on my girlfriend... See how she responds...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:36pm
  • the girl's pee hole is right in front of the vagina... it's little... believe me, i know, im a girl :P lol -supergirl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:42am
  • Dude I'm 17 female and I didn't know that lol I don't know how I didn't I thought something was off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:21am
  • STFU 8:56 YOU WOULDNT KNOW A FAKE TEXT IF IT FUCKED YOU IN THE DICK BITCH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:38pm
  • there are too many words for a text....i call BULLSHIT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:56am
  • What the hellllllll so what the fuck do they piss out off

    Submitted by dweazy on Mar 31, 10 at 11:42pm
  • gross, vaginas are gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:15am