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  • 74 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:48am
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    I am not a lesbian but I am very health conscious so if eating pussy is essential to a healthy lifestyle then I shall eat 3-5 servings a day

  • 72 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:55am
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    8:48, sounds like you're a lesbian.

  • 68 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:43am
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    No, bacon is not good for you. Vaginas are good for you!

  • 67 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:56am
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    verizon to verizon texts can be up to 7 pages of 160 characters. no bs.

  • 64 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:17am
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    This is why school systems need better sex education classes

  • 61 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:05am
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    be a good citizen and show him. the best kind of learning is hands on!!!

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:14pm
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    This makes me ashamed to be from Michigan :/

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:46am
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    KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:00am
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    Sounds like a 15 year old wrote this.

  • 45 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:53am
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    No gentlemen, we don't pee out of our vag's

  • 43 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:50pm
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    Yeah stop dating children wow

  • 47 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:11pm
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    There are from Texas

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:49pm
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    because this dude is 13...

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:25am
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    Haha 9:45 made me lol.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:46am
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    Dump his arse. He doesn't know what he's doing!

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:11am
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    iPhone texts can be as long as you want

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:39pm
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    CLINT EASTWOOD is a cowboy!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:12am
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    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:50pm
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    If his name is brian, LEAVE him. trust me.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:41am
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    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:54pm
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    Well...I bet he has better grammar than you!

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:21am
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    Wow, no fucking words can describe how stupid it is that this guy didn't kno, 3holes? DUH 3 holes!

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:51pm
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    dude 5:37, i totally came to the same conclusion and when i went to go look at other people's responses i was actually surprised to see that they were calling the guy a dumbass. i personally think that it was very clever.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:45pm
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    You guys calm down. everyone knows girls pee out of their butts.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:17pm
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    Wow, what a dumbass... Didn't he know girls pee out od their ass?

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:58pm
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    I'm pissed my school's sex ed didn't teach us this

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:36pm
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    I need to use this on my girlfriend... See how she responds...

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:51am
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    WTF. He needs an anatomy class.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by ben91295 on Apr 25, 10 at 7:25am
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    Dumbass.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:48pm
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    um, run away. and stop dating children.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:05pm
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    Haha omg no way10:04? Fucking douche

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:09pm
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    I'm 12, what is this?

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:37pm
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    HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S REALLY A DUMBASS BITCHES HE PROBABLY JUST WANTED TO SEE HER VAGINA WHICH HE DID. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SLOWW. ANYWAYS THIS TEXT IS WINN!

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:04am
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    9:11 I've actually run out of space in an iPhone text but ya it was wiiiiiiiicked long!!

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:41pm
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    Really? There is a 3rd hole? I thought girls peed from their vaginas too.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:34pm
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    let him see first hand how its done! you can teach him well!

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:33pm
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    Now I feel dumb. I need to check out whats going on down there with my gf next time.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:46pm
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    I've been asked this

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:01pm
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    i had a boyfriend in HIGH SCHOOL who asked me if i had to take my tampon out everytime i peed. i don't get how guys don't know that you don't urinate out of your vag!!!

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:50pm
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    Guys are so dumb. It seriously depresses me.

  • 33 44
    Submitted by blueEyes87 on Jan 27, 10 at 7:28pm
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    I had a guy ask me that once. I was like really??

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:04am
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    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:51pm
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    actually most people dont know this. not even my friend did when i brought it up, and she has one of her own. she even tried debating me about it.....idiot. lol :)

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:21am
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    Dude I'm 17 female and I didn't know that lol I don't know how I didn't I thought something was off

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:42am
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    the girl's pee hole is right in front of the vagina... it's little... believe me, i know, im a girl :P lol -supergirl

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:38pm
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    STFU 8:56 YOU WOULDNT KNOW A FAKE TEXT IF IT FUCKED YOU IN THE DICK BITCH.

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:52am
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    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:38am
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    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 35 75
    Submitted by dweazy on Mar 31, 10 at 11:42pm
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    What the hellllllll so what the fuck do they piss out off

  • 26 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:56am
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    there are too many words for a text....i call BULLSHIT!

  • 29 116
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:15am
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    gross, vaginas are gross.