So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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Why do girls like this even have boyfriends? Cheaters don't make sense. Just dump the poor guy.
Like I have already said: Feel proud. I'm sure your parents raised you to be. A slut. Piece of shit whore. All you people who like this? This is YOUR daughter in 20 yrs
Ur such a good person, let's hope u get rewarded with a std
I am more concerned with the fact that she only has one pair of sheets
Wow. It's almost like she's proud of being a whore. To everyone saying it would be different for a guy, it shouldn't be. He would be as big of a piece of shit as this cunt is.
Ya know what. If it was a guy everyone would be congratulating him and saying how lucky he was
Not really. If the second girl was just a random girl, yeah, we would be. But porking your girlfriend's roommate will get you more flak than congratulations, just because it's so classless.
two girl roommates wouldn't be able to keep it from each other in the first place. Second, ya only live once, so get it ho. Third it was three guys...
The roommate is at fault here.
Okay I'm a girl and this really is a disgrace. It's because of you, you stupid cunt, that my bf cannot trust me around other men because girls like you have cheated on him multiple times. I don't care if men have done it to girls, it's a vicous circle and we should stop contributing to std's abstruse issues. You idiots are so fucked.
Instead of washing the sheets you should just kill yourself. If you don't want to do that you can look forward to a slow death from AIDS and hopefully throat cancer. Skank
Date like a man before you get played like a bitch.
This is "what's wrong with every guy in America". Ladies, next time a guy doesn't trust you, it's because he has heard a story like this.
This is just sad. I don't think tfln should glorify things like cheating, they should just stick to the fuuny texts
Don't congratulate her for having no respect for herself, and don't justify her slutty by saying men do it. Who cares? Men are pugs! But so is she for sexing up two guys in one day..... Gross.
If a guy did it it's still cheating. How's is that funny or awesome?
8:28 - A little overboard, don't you think?? Crazy
I think someone needs to invest in Silky Sheets from Passion Parties.
but all the txts with guys getting multiple women are ok? women cheat because men are retards. you go girl!
Wow it's girls like that that give women a bad name.
I meant to say std's and trust issues. I have an iPhone.. Victim of auto correct. (about comment below)
It's true about the role reversal here...we'd be high-fiving a guy for this. Too bad for him fir his cheating gurlfried--too bad for ger for having no morals
Who says it's NOT a guy?
1:16's point kinda makes me think it is. I don't know many women with only 1 set of sheets...
In soviet Russia sheets fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Haha you people are ridiculous. I say epic win cause if it was a guy everyone would be stoked! Go
Fuckinn whore slut ass bitch cunt. I saw you in that movie
Eat my meat, Babylon whore.
You go girl? What is there to be proud of here sluts?
733 learn how to type. Bitch
Like wow what a whore
@7:33 no she is still a fucking slut no matter what fucked up angle your down syndrome ass tries to look at it
The guys commenting here at tfln are hilarious. I love how women are both praised and hated for being whores. Misogynists much?
8:28 has te right idea. Torch the bitch alive
What a whore
I hate people like you your disgusting
But the thing is if a guy did this it would be funny. Fuck that. You go girl
Sorry don't justify her slutty behavior because men do it. Typo... My bad
If this was a guy about his gf you'd all fucking think it was okay so how about you shut tour fucking sexist mouths you fucking dumb pieces of shit, men are the whores and it's about ducking time we start playing you mother fuckers back. Goet it girl!
Get a grip you poor little illiterate feminist! The girl is nothing but a whore!!!
Yeah, someone sounds like she needs some dick....
You're a dirty whore. Men are whores? Women did the same goddamn thing in college, all the time. Not to mention they cause problems with all their insecurities. And, women are too stupid to play anyone, just sayin.
Women are such whores! ALL OF THEM! It's the ugly truth that MTV has been trying to teach us for years! A man could only DREAM of being this dirty!
There is absolutely no circumstance where this is even remotely awesome... STOP CHEATING AND FUCKING GROW UP!
God I think that's hot. Would you be my cheating. Girlfriend? I would love you if you dis that to me!
lol @ 7:33. iPhone autocorrect strikes again.
You girls who claim all guys do things like this clearly haven't met one worth shitting on, much less talking to. Or if you have, you probably just unload all your bullshit drama on him, while leading him on endlessly, and fucking the same cavemen you claim to hate.
Does the excuse if it was a guy make things better maybe we should aim to be better and not just say I can do it because a man could.
8:34-no. I agree with him
This definitely sounds like the state I live in. South Dakota has no morals. Lol but it's a great place to party!!! So many open pastures!!!
Ummmm there are absolutely no circumstances where this text is ok... STOP CHEATING AND GROW THE FUCK UP
8:21 lilky? like a chain? or kinky like me and your mom?
I hope this chick dies of cervical cancer. What a horrible human. No, actually, she's a monster.
That's fucked up. Straight up. But hilarious.
8:28 you're actually insane and need to be in an institution if you really are that hostile and angry of a person
Are you sure he was your boyfriend and not just a living sex toy to you? Sure sounds like it. Hopefuly poetic justice will kick in and you'll die sad, scared, and alone all while regretting being a rip-roaring slut
Wow you are a horrible human being.
Haha shut the fuck up. We're in college. People cheat. Get over it. This is funny and you just sound like you've got a stick up your ass
I'm glad someone posted this txt! It is one step in proving my theory that WOMEN are BY FAR more sexually promiscuous and explict than men could ever be... EVER!
Texts like these are obviously fake, who texts a close friend and doesn't refer to their boyfriend by name....no one
Stupid slut. Kill yourself. You're worthless.
I completely agree with 3:15. I hate untrustworthy bitches
Fucken sluts. Cumdumpster.
Haha get it girl!
first and yeah that should work
I want to marry you
Grosssssss I hope u have HIV
You're a disgusting whore
I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious and I give you props girl :) from one slut to another. Oh and get another pair of sheets for next time haha
Stfu people. Yeah cheating sucks! But she can do whatever the fuck she wants to. Who hives a fuck what everyone else thinks...
943 I soo agree cheating can hurt people. Stick to funnny. :)
Hahahaha that is friggen hilarious!! LOVE IT. You go girl!
You're a revolting whore who should be ground into pig slop. I hope your boyfriend finds out, beheads you and rides through town with your fucking disgusting head in a spike so all the world can see your sluttiness up close.
I hope you get aids and your boyfriend spits on your grave. Just sayin your a whore hope you die
If you were my girlfriend, I'd ask you to tell me what you did and then act out what you did with him ;) I'm linky like that
I put a thumbs down on this cause it is nasty ass fuck.. At least wash the sheets you dirty bitch.. but I'm not hatin the player jus the game
I hope ur cunt falls off u fucking whore
I'm kinda sad for your boyfriend.
Goddamn, I sure do love South Dakota.