I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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