Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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I'm sure they can wait two days. I think you're setting your sights a bit too high and will be sorely disappointed when none offer to give you so much as a hand job.
Hey Cazzo, there's nothing wrong with jacking off to peanut butter. Just don't use the chunky kind. Your dick will look like it's been through a war.
Hellla funny (:
I hear they are already laughing at you, because they caught you jacking off with skippy peanut butter.
Orientation leaders are tools. They will laugh at you in 3 days. Douche