coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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