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  • You're the story of my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Story of my life, it's the worst when you sneak in and you run into or knock something over and someone wakes up and sees you and you try to pretend your now drunk so you say good night and run to your room. At that point you just don't give a f*ck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:19pm
  • mmm lucky you made it to the toliet!! a few weeks ago i came home drunk and threw up on my carpet. i ended up vacuuming it, and somehow, some miracle, my parents didn't wake up. luckiest night ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:20pm
  • that is so true everything is really loud and feels as tho it echos through the house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Thats why you gotta do what i do. Turn on your shower. They may wake up, but theyll think youre just showering.

    Submitted by lochnessx78 on Feb 9, 11 at 9:47am
  • how old are you?? move out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Thank you 12:24. 12:17, choke on a dick. - ash the vagrant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:40pm
  • its worse when u try to sneak in high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:22am
  • You're a fucking moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:44pm
  • who lives with their parents?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:31pm
  • I live IN your parents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:37pm
  • yeah move out... and thats gross anyways. try not getting drunk and then u don't have to sneak around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:21pm
  • You're their parents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:39pm
  • this is so trueeeeee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Uh, Lauren, is this you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:52pm
  • I just love it when someone tries to insult but is too stupid to even spell correctly 12:17.... You're an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:24pm
  • This text sounds like a Dane Cook joke or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:17pm
  • the first time you puke from booze and your parents hear it is a rite of passage. it will happen to of all us. move out as soon as you can, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Lol this is so true ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:36pm
  • (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Hey Lauren, move out or go puke OUTSIDE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:47pm
  • what the fuck is a parent?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:47pm
  • You're IN your parents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:42pm
  • 12:17 and 12:21 ever thought the kid was still in highschool? How the fuck is he gunna move out???? Nice try tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:51pm
  • did that this morning, to bad my parents were awake (N)(N)(N)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:35pm
  • go back to school, you fucking moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:27pm
  • I love titties ( • Y • )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:59pm