the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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You're the story of my life
Story of my life, it's the worst when you sneak in and you run into or knock something over and someone wakes up and sees you and you try to pretend your now drunk so you say good night and run to your room. At that point you just don't give a f*ck.
mmm lucky you made it to the toliet!! a few weeks ago i came home drunk and threw up on my carpet. i ended up vacuuming it, and somehow, some miracle, my parents didn't wake up. luckiest night ever!
that is so true everything is really loud and feels as tho it echos through the house
Thats why you gotta do what i do. Turn on your shower. They may wake up, but theyll think youre just showering.
how old are you??
Thank you 12:24. 12:17, choke on a dick.
- ash the vagrant
its worse when u try to sneak in high
You're a fucking moron
who lives with their parents?
I live IN your parents
yeah move out... and thats gross anyways. try not getting drunk and then u don't have to sneak around.
You're their parents
this is so trueeeeee!
Uh, Lauren, is this you?
I just love it when someone tries to insult but is too stupid to even spell correctly
12:17.... You're an idiot
This text sounds like a Dane Cook joke or something.
the first time you puke from booze and your parents hear it is a rite of passage. it will happen to of all us. move out as soon as you can, though.
Lol this is so true ..
(408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Hey Lauren, move out or go puke OUTSIDE!!!
what the fuck is a parent?
You're IN your parents
12:17 and 12:21 ever thought the kid was still in highschool? How the fuck is he gunna move out???? Nice try tho.
did that this morning, to bad my parents were awake (N)(N)(N)
go back to school, you fucking moron.
I love titties
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