the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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Story of my life, it's the worst when you sneak in and you run into or knock something over and someone wakes up and sees you and you try to pretend your now drunk so you say good night and run to your room. At that point you just don't give a f*ck.
You're the story of my life
mmm lucky you made it to the toliet!! a few weeks ago i came home drunk and threw up on my carpet. i ended up vacuuming it, and somehow, some miracle, my parents didn't wake up. luckiest night ever!
that is so true everything is really loud and feels as tho it echos through the house
how old are you??
Thank you 12:24. 12:17, choke on a dick.
- ash the vagrant
Thats why you gotta do what i do. Turn on your shower. They may wake up, but theyll think youre just showering.
its worse when u try to sneak in high
I live IN your parents
You're their parents
who lives with their parents?
yeah move out... and thats gross anyways. try not getting drunk and then u don't have to sneak around.
You're a fucking moron
Uh, Lauren, is this you?
what the fuck is a parent?
This text sounds like a Dane Cook joke or something.
the first time you puke from booze and your parents hear it is a rite of passage. it will happen to of all us. move out as soon as you can, though.
(408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just love it when someone tries to insult but is too stupid to even spell correctly
12:17.... You're an idiot
this is so trueeeeee!
Lol this is so true ..
Hey Lauren, move out or go puke OUTSIDE!!!
You're IN your parents
did that this morning, to bad my parents were awake (N)(N)(N)
12:17 and 12:21 ever thought the kid was still in highschool? How the fuck is he gunna move out???? Nice try tho.
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go back to school, you fucking moron.