I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dignity is for republicans.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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