I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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