This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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