i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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